homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(Source: forever90s)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

gelametwra:

choose your favourite reaction

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

ama-zingphil:

bachelor-johnwatson:

bachelor-johnwatson:

bachelor-johnwatson:

round and round the garden, like a teddy bear

one step

two steps

don’t u fuckin dare

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

(Source: theladyserket)

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times

gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

(Source: trillow)

tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

(Source: tiger-lilies-and-tortellini)

(Source: fuzzypickler)

loliconprince:

loliconprince:

im naming my son mr poopy oh my god im going to luahg so hard what kind of fucking name is mr poopy

things i posted last night at 4 am